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New Greetings:

May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India …!!!

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Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.

The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Penny

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Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.
Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!

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All Girls’ Dream comes True!

All Girls’ Dream men will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!

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Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.

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Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!

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Finally it has happened… After decades,

Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’t DRIVE!!!

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Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!

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Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

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We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!

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Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA Nano absolutely free.
(Scheme for आम आदमी , Now he can get car with petrol!)

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Good News!!!
Please forward this to MAXIMUM people you know, शायद किसी को काम आ जाए:
जिसको petrol Rs.17/- per litre चाहिए,
वो इस petrol pump से जा कर ले ले:

Al Safa Petroleum
Al Khair Road
Muscat, Oman

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Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो…
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो…

Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION!!!

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Petrol price hiked by Rs.7.50 per litre…

और करो संता-बंता के jokes!
देखा, सरदार का revenge..!!

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Harbhajan to Dhoni:
हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है… पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagen मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है…!!!

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Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…
Because……….वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता…!!!

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Dharmenra’s new dialogue:
कुत्ते… कमीने… तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा…

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Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी… 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता…

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रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा…!!

 

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