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 A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”
There was laughter and applause.

 A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife.”

The wife went: “Aahhhh!” with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out “…and I can’t remember who she was.” By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

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